Limerick greetings in Bulgaia

I got a few really good limericks over the greetings function at the world cup web-page the last days. Although I have an idea about who this talented poet(s) might be, for now, they/he/she publishes under the alias "Nordøstigården". I think the limericks are worth sharing (in norwegian):

The first one I got after the sprint where I was number 2, 5 sec behind:

Ei snuppe som oftes er blid,

Fikk orientering og ski til å gli,

Fem sekunder totalt,

Det er slett ikke galt,

Hun kan si "det driter jeg i".

The second came after the long distance, where I won:

En schpaa liten ting ifra Wing,

er blond og forstår ingenting.

Men med kapasitet i sine lunger,

blir konkurrentene unger,

Men uten kart går hun bare i ring.